Category Archives: Not a Phrase

never seized to amaze me

The feeling of relief having accidentally left your iPhone in the car and returned to find it still there.


talking aloud

Speaking without not saying the words.

off of


the thing is, is…

The thing is, is that no-one should speak like this, is the thing.

wet your appetite

Taking a cold shower to relieve sexual tension.


There are not 365 weeks a year.

[Submitted by Rob Pike].

thinking allowed

But usually discouraged.

[Submitted by Orbitist].